CD1
Excuse me, have you seen my luteal phase?
Because, despite having strong progesterone numbers at 3dpo, I started spotting at 9dpo. And today, 10dpo, I am in the midst of a full fledged period. Something that has never happened to me.
And no, this is not, oh, I mistook this brown/pink spotting as my period, but it is really just implantation bleeding, teeheehee. It's dark red, flowing, it looks like I beheaded someone with my lady parts awful aunt flowness (sorry to be vulgar, I just want to make clear how there is no possible cutesy Three's Company type misunderstanding here. This is my period. I recognize her well).
Wtf? And the kicker? Being so early, I am out-of-state, so I won't be back to get to the Dr. until Sunday. Which means I am not sure I can start another injectible cycle. Cue hulk style scream here.
Ok. Vent over. Off to mope. Is 8 in the morning too early to start the liquor?
