Sometimes I just feel like throwing something at the wall

So, I tested again today. Stupid. And in a Friday the 13th twist, the "test" line was actually whiter than the rest of the test. Yup, there was the control (dark pink and mocking), the rest of the test (a color I would call white except) and then the test line which was a stark, crisp, nurse's uniform white.

But since I could actually see the line (a first for me), I stupidly decided that maybe that was a sign. Maybe the whiteness was some sort of positive? So I put aside my wondfo test and broke out my super special FRER test instead, just to double check.

As if I even need to tell you the outcome...